Thursday, May 29, 2008

Reserve May 16th-December 31st, 2014

Acording to "the ring", I'll get married at 28. I guess that's enough time to figure out who I want to be. Of corse I know that's not how it works. We don't get to a point where we become our final selves. That I/me must always change. I guess that's enough time to be completely independent. Although, of course, that's not how that works either, but it's enough time to believe I'm completely independent. I guess it's enough time to get sick of always doing what I want, of not having to compromise.

And, of course, the ring doesn't know when I'll get married, right? Right??!!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Diada for dummies

Diada: un grupo de dos personas.

En una diada, ambos miembros deben participar o el grupo definitivamente deja de existir.

"Hablame!!"
"No me puedes obligar, este grupo is over!! "

Los participantes de una diada no pueden esconder su responsabilidad por hechos que ocurren dentro del grupo.

"Eucrasia, te tiraste un pedo?!!"

"...no..."

Si los miembros de una diada estan en desacuerdo, no hay socio que actue como mediador.

"No te entiendo."

"Creo que necesitamos un terapeuta."

No tienen que manejar el problema de los intrusos o de los espectadores.

"Amor, tu decides, orgia o diada?"

Tampoco tienen que preocuparse por dar espacio a un tercero.

De ahi los loveseats.

Una coalicion y una mayoria son imposibles en la diada.

"Bueno, votemos... ahh, otra vez empate..."

Thursday, May 22, 2008

It's now officially tomorrow, by that I mean the sun has set. So really, if we are going to meet up with someone at night, we could say "see you tomorrow" instead of "see you tonight"... it would get pretty confusing though. The word tonight would no longer have any use.

I wonder what the universal language will be. If it's not English I'm kind of screwed; I'd have to find a new occupation. I've always wondered what it would be like to learn a new language because I don't remember learning any language I speak... that souds like I speak 10 languages :) I'd love to learn a new one but I can't decide which would make sense to learn. I guess Farsi to honor my roots. In that case it would be Azari though; I'm not sure how useful that would be unless I move to northwestern Iran... ummm, I don't think so. I've heard Farsi speakers are in great demand in the states, I could move back to my passport country... ummm, I don't think so. Let's see, most of my students are Korean; I could tap that. Then I would speak a language only spoken in 2 countries in the world!!! And that's only because the 1 divided... ummm, utterly useless but an interesting option. When I lived in the states people would ask me if I was a Korean exchange student, hahahaha!! I guess they do "exchange" a lot. I could give one class a week for free in exchange of a free Korean class a week. I once gave free English classes in exchange of guitar lessons... it lasted 1 class.

So it's decided!! I will learn a language destined to become extinct. Yay! Please talk me out of it...

Monday, May 12, 2008

Haiku

I took a sip
And was heartbroken to find
There was no more

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Lack of pep

Hoy recibi las sugerencias y quejas de mis estudiantes, algunos decian que soy "super buena profe", otros que no manejaba el tema, etc., pero lo que me sorprendio es que muchos pusieron "no motiva". ¿Que deberia hacer? Pep talk? Give me an E: E!! Give me an N: N!! Give me a G: G!!...EEENGLSHHH!!!!

For some reason I can't picture it. Would the 40 year old man like it if I told him, "you're doing so well, keep up the good work!!"? I guess I thought it would be demeaning.

...OK, they asked for it.

GOOOO ENGLISH CLASS!!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

Would've, could've, should've, bla bla bla...

Deberia estar haciendo cualquier cosa menos escribir en mi blog, pero bueno... Es un dia especial :) Estoy en MI casa!!! Claro, cuando venga the G-unit (ahi les va el primer nickname) no va a ser solo mi casa pero igual, es emocionante. La casa esta llena de cosas de cualquier persona menos mias pero igual, es emocionante.

Asi que ni se les ocurra venir sin avisar porque es MI casa, no me llamen porque estare disfrutando estar sola en MI casa...

Jajajaja, MENTIRA!!! No lo digo en serio, pero igual... es emocionante :)